britney spears is stupid.
she got married to kevin federline.
god. she IS dumb blonde.
(no offense to all my blonde friends!!!)

READ THIS:
(i got this off of the q100 website)

                                   Britney Spears Is A Bride Again
It's a done deal in Los Angeles. Britney Spears' record label is confirming she married dancer Kevin Federline in a "surprise ceremony" Saturday. The nuptials were exchanged at a private home in the Studio City area with 20 to 30 people attending. As we heard before, the wedding was kept top secret by telling the guests it was an engagement party. For those keeping track, it’s Britney’s second marriage in nine months. In January, Spears married a childhood friend in a surprise wedding in Las Vegas. That marriage was annulled 55 hours later. This time around, Britney took a more traditional approach. She wore a strapless white dress by Monique L’Huillier. Kevin wore a white tuxedo.

Later the couple wore matching sweatsuits as they celebrated in a club. Kevin wore a baggy sweatsuit with "The Pimp" on the back, white trainers — and a gray hat. Most of Kevin’s pals wore the same, minus the hat. Meanwhile, the wacky wedding theme continued as Britney’s pals, including her mom Lynne and sister Jamie Lynn, wore pink velour sweatsuit with "The Maids" on the back.

Federline’s dad was wearing a special tracksuit with the words "pimp daddy" on it. His mom Collette was crying as she said "I’m the happiest woman in the world." Britney’s mom on the other hand was crying, too, but for a different reason: she told one of her friends, "I can’t believe my beautiful daughter had to buy her own wedding ring. I married an alcoholic hillbilly, but at least he stopped drinking long enough to buy me a (bleepin’) ring."

At the reception, an excited (and wasted) Britney was explaining her philosophy of marriage to her girlfriends: she said, "When you’re in love and you know it, then you should just go for it. Kevin is just one of those people that makes me go ‘huh?’ he keeps me sane and he’s so stable and gives me so much love, too. So that’s not too bad, is it?" They started dating in April when he was in a relationship with the mother of his 2 children. Britney is extremely sensitive when people say that Kevin’s never held a job in his entire life. She says, "When I met him, he was a backup dancer for LFO." What she doesn’t mention was that they were the opening act for Justin Timberlake, who she was hot & heavy with at the time – he’d say "Hi" to her almost every night, but she had her nose stuck up in the air and wouldn’t even acknowledge him.